I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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