dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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