she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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