I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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