spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
