yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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