Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I am spending my child support on dildos
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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