He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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