i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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