You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
