would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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