Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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