Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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