another moral hangover. fuck.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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