this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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