So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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