dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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