that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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