I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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