what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
