Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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