"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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