Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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