how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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