the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
The air taste purple.
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