ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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