That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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