Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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