The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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