white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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