i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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