is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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