WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Are we still banned from the library?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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