Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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