Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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