The best revenge is premature balding
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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