but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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