whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My hand turned me down
meet me or not, i'm out of control
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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