do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Randomize
