what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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