would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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