walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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