I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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