How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
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