he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Randomize
