Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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