Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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