i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
the liver wants what the liver wants
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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