i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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