I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Tornado booty call.. dedication
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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