What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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