TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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