Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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