i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
