I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Alive.
So much puke
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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